forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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