It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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