I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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