your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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