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So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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