Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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