I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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