She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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