He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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