you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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