Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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