just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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