i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
