If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's JV to your varsity
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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