You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Are we still banned from the library?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
