Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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