i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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