I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
