I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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