ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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