it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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