I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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