Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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