i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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