Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
soo... how was my night?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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