Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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