a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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