i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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