I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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