Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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