remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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