Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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