How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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