I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Randomize
