i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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