Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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