Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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