I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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