Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I don't deserve a penis
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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