and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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