So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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