Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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