i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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