I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
did i walk over a car last night?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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