When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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