Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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