Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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