I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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