first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
