Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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