He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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