I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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