Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
If I die, sorry about rent.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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