Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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