if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
You did what with his pubic hair?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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