i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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