If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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